creepedoutlady
United States
Red flag
Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Anonymous
Creepy
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
wildwonder808
Dearborn, United States
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
JubileeBee
United States
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Top comments
enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
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GorJessox 0
batter than "TheMurdererDownstairs" lol
AgentSmith79 9
You should make it easy for him by leaving your doors unlocked and sleeping naked.
V19Spartan 1
Guys it is time to be honest and upfront, that is why mine is Childpredator6969
Friaza 29
e_e
egrodo 0
Giggity!
iceclimbers1 0
Two wifi points around my beach house are "Cat In The Freezer" and "Catbones." I'm guessing people don't like cats around here
gigi03 5
He probably put that to keep ppl away.
RafaelDeLaGhetto 3
Rename yours Chris Hansen.
birdofparadise 16
Run. Run fast, run hard, but just run.
picklemonger 13
Smart! nobody's going to want to use signal from THAT access point. :)
AlexJeffs1992 3
I'd move out :p
CAveMAn3719 0
Nigga is going to get yo butty hole