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Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
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Comments (282)
Apaulus 5
Maybe that's the name he was automatically given when he set it up.
Xero3g 5
He takes the 'the' out of psychotherapist
BIEBERSLAYER 10
That's to scare people away from using his wifi mine is oldpervHerbert.
regsworld11 2
That's nice, be careful! HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE...
StoryOfTheYear 15
O SHTT Where's the husband?
Sophomoric1 13
Who says there is no such thing as honest advertising?
12dcevin 5
Ya it's probably to scare ppl off from using his/her wi-fi but you might want too...you know not got raped if he his...
Noob30 0
What?
AnagenisisZagus 13
I agree, your life sucks.
dinosaurfeces 4
I agree, you need to shut the **** up.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Agree with who? No one said said I need to. Nor do I. You mad, bro?
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Sweet...just remember the pepper spray and to be observant... oh and lets hope he's kidding!!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Tima1... good one... "Thats a bingo!!"
anatomyjane_fml 3
Never let your friend set up your wifi...
kaya1234 0
Or your dp?