Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, I spotted my dad watching a wildlife/nature video. I pointed out to him that the animal on the screen was critically endangered; he rebutted by telling me that it's impossible for the animal on the screen to go extinct because people keep hunting it. FML
Today, as part of his quest to annoy me, my husband pointed out that for every Disney movie I love, it was someone on the animating team's job to animate the boob jiggle physics, as in it was literally their job to animate how the breasts of Ariel, Elsa and Belle move. So many movies ruined. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML
Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
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woainishamu 21
Did a dinosaur teach him his education?
DooleyFTW 17
It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!
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Comments (81)
FordTough 11
Sounds like you married a smart one!
Alexeon 9
I'm guessing he was trolling you
skyeyez9 25
He is right. There is a dinosaur park of highly trained dinos for movies in Flagstaff, Arizona. The trainers feed them angry peta activists.
Tyyeezyjr 13
Lol another graduate from community college xD
saraitkddh 47
people be sure to always use a condom...
jdeezy01 13
Your husband did a lot of drugs when he was younger didn't he?
brezy123 1
who is the bigger dumass? The Dumass or the Dumass who married him?
Shrike 24
The biggest dumbass in this picture is the one who spells the word "dumbass" incorrectly three ******* times in one comment. Nice job.
ulissey_fml 22
Aaah...this is just why I like the English-speaking version better ! The one in French is only ever about sex and food , there's nothing as funny as this.
hazardmuffin 21
A joke, I hope...
tjw1616 21
ha! your husband is mentally challenged lol but it's okay as long as you love him "sometimes our night in shining armor is a retard in tin foil" chin up op, I love my retard too :)