Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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CasualZombie 6
is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?
mwahaha1 0
your dad is my new hero
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Comments (202)
jburd45 1
dude, your dad is awesome!
DATflyMEXICANO 0
That's actually some funny shit. Shit I wish ma dad was like that
LoveCali 0
Your...Dad...Is...AWESOME.!.!.!.!.! LMFAO.!This Totally Made Me Laugh..It Definitely Reminds Me Of Peter Griffin:)
hoonyer 17
haha im tryin so hard not to lol right now cuz im at work . . . i failed XD
Calyx_fml 22
Tell her that your dad is mentally retarded.
YOUNGMONEY4E 0
ydi for having a girl over ur house...what was rong with the library??
Sxyrobot 0
haha classic haha your dad sounds funny!
cola1462 0
that sounds like something my dad would do haha
abbi96 5
hahahahahaha that's great!
commander347 0
To be honest that really funny... But I also do feel your pain