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ANON This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Littleton, United States

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Today, I went straight from work to a blind date, and I decided to change in my car at the parking lot. Someone pulled up next to me as I had my ass to the window. It was my date. FML

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If changing required you to have your ass out facing the world, you should have stopped to change somewhere. YDI

I think starting a date with a view of a full moon is a wonderful idea

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Why didn't you change at work??

Either they like your ass or they don't, OP. Either way...

Hopefully the date ended with your butt in his face also?

Ooh, a free preview.

Was your ass well received?

Why not just change in the bathroom like a normal person.

She was blind though how would she know? Sorry... Kidding

Now its an actual blind date.Shes blind from seeing you ass. YDI

wait... what? ..I change in my car all the time and never have once had my ass to the window. I think you should reevaluate how you go about that.

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