Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 246

You deserved it 4 928

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 043

You deserved it 3 214

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 451

You deserved it 8 538

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 217

You deserved it 4 528

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 527

You deserved it 2 020

By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 592

You deserved it 4 978

By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 361

You deserved it 3 196

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 826

You deserved it 4 882

By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 816

You deserved it 13 913

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 465

You deserved it 8 146

Upon reflection

By mahanaaa_23 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 214

You deserved it 4 449

DarthCocoa 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

Comments

bbrynnaa 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:41

Was he serious?

Niedermayer_20 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:51

Stage 5 Clinger!

samanthagood 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:54

When's the wedding?

syrenyad 1

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:07

5 days!!!!!! woww !!! run

itswhitneybitch 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:15

Creepy. At least he's committed?

Vestin 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:19

There are men who avoid commitment... and then there's this guy.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:22

You need to gtfo of there asap!!!!

hurdledturtle 4

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:26

Hopefully he's not this premature with everything...

thes7274473 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:29

Stage 7 Clinger

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:45

Say no. Say no! SAY NO!!

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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 809

You deserved it 18 632

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 095

You deserved it 6 965

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 396

You deserved it 20 683

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 121

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 407

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 466

Overconfident

Same thing different taste

So romantic

Upon reflection

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