Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

Comments

bbrynnaa 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:41

Was he serious?

Niedermayer_20 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:51

Stage 5 Clinger!

samanthagood 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:54

When's the wedding?

syrenyad 1

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:07

5 days!!!!!! woww !!! run

itswhitneybitch 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:15

Creepy. At least he's committed?

Vestin 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:19

There are men who avoid commitment... and then there's this guy.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:22

You need to gtfo of there asap!!!!

hurdledturtle 4

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:26

Hopefully he's not this premature with everything...

thes7274473 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:29

Stage 7 Clinger

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:45

Say no. Say no! SAY NO!!

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Overconfident

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