Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
Fr0gs 15
Why so late?
yolololol3 17
DONT FALL FOR IT YOUVE ONLY DATED HIM FOR 5 DAYS!!
Keiajacole 16
Don't do it HE CRAZY !!
fml_is_my_lofe 5
Holy shît get out now. He is most definitely a psychopath
Eleora 19
But did you say yes?
lolmusical 12
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN. FAST.
Gorebabee17 10
Pyscho much??
ezrajab 22
Run far and fast
bambam42069 13
Run far far away
BlankCarousels 1
At least he proposed to your needy ass xD he could have dumped you on the spot.