Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 246

You deserved it 4 928

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 043

You deserved it 3 214

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 451

You deserved it 8 538

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 217

You deserved it 4 528

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 527

You deserved it 2 020

By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 592

You deserved it 4 978

By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 361

You deserved it 3 196

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 826

You deserved it 4 882

By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 816

You deserved it 13 913

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 465

You deserved it 8 146

Upon reflection

By mahanaaa_23 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 214

You deserved it 4 449

DarthCocoa 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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Fr0gs 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:11

Why so late?

yolololol3 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:17

DONT FALL FOR IT YOUVE ONLY DATED HIM FOR 5 DAYS!!

Keiajacole 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:24

Don't do it HE CRAZY !!

fml_is_my_lofe 5

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:24

Holy shît get out now. He is most definitely a psychopath

Eleora 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:28

But did you say yes?

lolmusical 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:28

RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN. FAST.

Gorebabee17 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:33

Pyscho much??

ezrajab 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:34

Run far and fast

bambam42069 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:43

Run far far away

BlankCarousels 1

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:45

At least he proposed to your needy ass xD he could have dumped you on the spot.

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Overconfident

Same thing different taste

So romantic

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