Health, Gross and Work: On the scene

On the scene

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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By Kybo5 - 08/02/2013 05:45 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By Vomit - 17/12/2018 05:00

Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital. FML

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Bag for life

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 04:57 - United States

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Unplugged

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 05:01

Today, in frustration, I threw a spanner across the room at work, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. I woke up in an ambulance with a cracked skull and a gorgeous EMT lady. I would've tried to ask her out, but while I was out cold I'd pissed myself, and the whole ambulance reeked of it. FML

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Such a rewarding career

By DirtyNurse - 05/12/2020 07:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, I got projectile-vomited on while trying to administer meds to a patient. Twenty minutes later, a patient with schizophrenia threw his shitty diaper at my face. All this happened in the first hour of my 12-hour shift. I didn't bring any extra scrubs and I live an hour away from work. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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kwchambers92 10

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:00

Sounds like a mess, a bloody shitty mess...

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:06

His anus is bleeding! I said his anus is bleeding!

Comments

My_Nightmare 19

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:22

You're stronger than I am. I would've been puking too. Good for you and your strong stomach!

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:41

Sounds like a sticky situation.

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:41

Bloody stool flowing from someone's anus is just a typical Saturday night for me. Hopefully you carry butt-plugs on that ambulance.

guitgod1 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:46

For some reason I feel better about my job after reading this.

Albertkoholic 8

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:56

Am I the only 1 who doesn't know what a 'GI bleed' is??

aznpiboy24 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:08

Google it. Your on some device that has interweb capabilities.

emz89 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:09

I was thinking the same thing so I looked it up. It's gastrointestinal bleeding

superangryandy 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:46

Whats gastronomical bleeding?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:05

Ask DocBastard..

The_Troller 14

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:18

I would've look it up, but since it relates to bloody shit, I decided not to. At least not until I get out of school.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:26

It means bleeding from somewhere in the GI tract, mouth through anus. Blood coming from below usually indicates lower GI tract (distal small intestine through anus), though it could be a briskly bleeding upper GI source (bleeding gastric or duodenal ulcer). The most common lower GI bleed source is hemorrhoidal or diverticular, though AV malformations and cancers can occasionally cause them.

temtatn 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:36

Holy shit Doc!

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:51

this is probably a stupid question since I should know more about my own condition. my AV malformation is in my brain can you have them in your intestines?