Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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swankmrpancake 8
Girl look at that body. He works out!!
MathewBlack 14
Obviously he had been checking you out as well..
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Comments (183)
MissAmz 7
Oh well... I wouldn't have been too embarrassed if I were you, at least you got the job! :D
thereseg69 7
Rite on!!! Now you get to check Dat Ass everyday!!!
Factor_fml 6
Are you a woman or a man, OP?
saksxalmo 20
Does it matter?
hqbrat 8
Look at that ass ass ass ass ass ass...
abigail_torres 8
I see you baby, shaking that ass ;) lol I joke
Migole 36
So what? :) Could've been way worse. Just laugh and be happy you got a job AND a boss with humour.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So many things wrong here. First, you're complaining because you actually got a job in this lousy economy, AND the job has a boss with a sense of humor (and apparently a great ass). Second, why were you looking at his ass anyway? That's real professional during a job interview. And three, obviously he didn't mind, so again, why are you complaining? Oh right, because in most places, dating a boss (he had to be your boss if he's doing the interview) is a violation of the code of conduct, and you could get fired. YDI. Keep your mind on the interview and not the guy's ass!
Oreohugzpenny 4
Whoop Whoop!! I'll have the two for one combo please!
missmandaj 3
This isn't an FML... It's my life rocks...
crazy4uboi 6
Haha been there done that! Hey at least he noticed you!