Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11
Let free willy swim!!
DocBastard 40
You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.
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PenguinBitch 44
Use this as an advantage. Use it as a "fin" whenever someone wants to race you.
perdix 31
Pope Emeritus Benedict? Mitt Romney? Lance Armstrong? These are three guys with time on their hands, so I'm guessing that one of these could have become a swim instructor. This is a real head-scratcher!
Catkam623 27
This is the first one of your comments that makes absolutely no sense to me
Epikouros 32
Read the FML again, and take it literally. Perdix is too subtle for this crowd ;)
Catkam623 27
Oh key word "guess who" the time on their hands threw me off.
countryrose92 23
Every time you smell chlorine, flick your self, you'll condition yourself to have pain not pleasure around chlorine, and then tell your girl no more sex in pool. Causes yucky infections anyways.
suboy 10
Unless hes into that type of thing.
PipingMouse 14
Yeah, you don't want the parents to think you get a boner while you teach their children...
perdix 31
I hear Clorox makes a lube --look into it.
crazytwinsmom 25
...at her house.
Born2die 11
Haha, i know the OP, you don't have a girlfriend.
Kitten_Calderon 14
I bet you dont...
QQmore_fml 18
I really hope you're a swim instructor for adults...FYL
kenoswild 14
Wear a nose plug then....
Supganosh 2
The more chlorine you can smell, the dirtier the pool..