Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11
Let free willy swim!!
DocBastard 40
You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.
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kakaofrost 17
what kind of person has an indoor swimming pool in their house, why not outside?
fugger973 5
because if it was outside it wouldnt be an INDOOR pool?
twinkiefeets 17
A very rich person!
BossPathfinderGM 14
Some people would still like to be able to swim in the event of inclement weather.
alexafml 5
Someone rich as **** and that lives somewhere cold, i would rather live in a high rise condo with a rooftop pool
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Is it the old librarian at the local library?
InhumanX 7
Try to mentally associate the smell of chlorine to something that doesn't turn you on...
Mr_Serious 6
your grandmother?
Bunny21 11
This is a perfect example of classical conditioning lmao
mintstashinurtea 5
what rich tree did she fall off of? and can I date her too? ;)
jedawi 13
I don't know why but I find this ridiculous and weird.
young_weezy_fml 3
you have a gf with an indoor pool and you're telling me fyl? ha
Thejayzeee 3
Everytime before you start your shift yank your crank mate. Repeat the same during breaks. If the problem still persists, please change the job
LaLince 40
your girlfriend does?