Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11
Let free willy swim!!
DocBastard 40
You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.
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TwoOneFive 11
Let free willy swim!!
wlddog 14
At least the smell of chloroform doesn't get you turned on. That would make you a rapist, or the victim of repetitive rapping's.
ChefPhilly 13
Well atleast you don't work with little kids, right..?
Success4444 12
If he does work with little kids, he should quit and save himself possible jail time or lawsuits. I don't think the excuse "the chlorine made me do it" will be taken seriously.
seriouslypony 9
It's funny because when I was moderating this, it did say he worked with children, but for some reason it got removed.
spikekutter 9
that would suck to get a boner in the middle of your job..
TwoOneFive 11
No shit
lilhellian 27
Unless he's instructing her at her house..
ilovedinosawers 17
-_-
dontpanic_fml 32
You're as bad as the guy with the air freshener! I wonder if there's therapy for overactive olfactory association...
thosedogtags 8
Woah, I'm not exactly innocent and I've got some strange turn-ons... But chlorine?! Interesting... More power to ya' dude! (:
DocBastard 40
You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.
KingDead 18
Hahah! Yea.. In the hot tub the other day with my crush, nude, snowing outside.. Grabbed snow and lathered it on his penis, he actually quite enjoyed it. Still hard! Hopefully he just invests in a nose plug..
kawaiisakura 12
Maybe it's just me...but you sound like a ***** when you go on here and say it like you're trying to brag of something...I also think you're a bit of a ***** for doing that stuff when he's just a crush...not even friends with benefits or anything...
kawaiisakura 12
Or* stupid editing time
laurenasabutton 26
Don't worry, I'm sute the parents of the kids you teach will see the funny side... Maybe?
uhhSavage 22
Or tear off your nose and put tape over the holes.
PenguinBitch 44
That's what Voldemort did as a pool keeper for the Slytherin Water Polo team.
Enslaved 38
I usually associate smells with fond memories too but it's normally cologne or cinnamon. :P
dancinwookie 21
Cinnamon? Scented candles maybe? Christmas must be awkward for you. Did you know that the smell of Good and Plenty candies, and cucumbers have been scientifically proven to turn women on? The same is true about Lavender with men.