chris
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Not a morning person
Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
Top comments
Kukironosuke 16
"answered my coffee" is win
Trebie 6
"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.
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Comments (88)
lendmeyourteeth 0
loll ydi..
Ajjas013 6
Oh no! Now you have to take your clothes off... ;)
atticuz 2
ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
b182link 0
"so I answered my coffee" ftw, that was hilarious
z620 0
The number of yls's is 6969.
Bubbelz 25
Best first comment ever. Kill yourself.
suckmorethanme 0
fake, what an idiot. can't people be more creative than this crap?
dnlphm94 0
What makes you think this is fake? Before people's first cup of coffee, they are usually too tired to think properly.
Quinnjamin 0
How come so many dipshits, like you #2, are so quick to call fake on every single fricken post?
Feverrotes 15
'cuz dipshits like #2 have no life.
lifeinhd 3
Which is how they get to be #2.
iampunk 0
C-C-C-Combo Breaker?
Kristie_2009 0
Haha, that sounds like something I would do! =D
Kukironosuke 16
"answered my coffee" is win
MadPercussion 0
I love this fml because the last few lines rhyme. and it's hilarious
bailo 0
holy shit! no, i def see how this could happen. and i'm very, very sorry for you.
bailo 0
i love how on this site, complete, instinctive accidents are always the product of idiocy. especially if this was her first cup of the morning, i completely understand how she did this.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, lmao!
Kingdutch 3
I 2nd #7
musicislife1995_fml 0
yeah I can see how it could happen :) bet it woke you up, though
curiouskitty 2
I hope you're okay >_<