chris
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Not a morning person
Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
"answered my coffee" is win
Trebie 6
"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.
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Trebie 6
"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.
Eponine_fml 0
I admit, I lol'ed.
nnero0 0
i 3rd #7!
sparkey0127 0
I feel ur pain I've done it before, although that is truly the fastest way to be "awoken" by coffee
harmony88 0
I imagined everyone would be commenting about how the OP is an idiot (that's the trendy thing to do, ya know), but everyone shares my sentiments, it seems.
Guitarfreak555 0
ahahaha that sucks, I think you got too caught up in the moment
sweetpandora_fml 2
Ouch. must've hurt. But depending on how hot the coffee was, you'd sure be at the hospital instead of submitting FMLs
Person1233 13
My coffee talks to me [= *creepy smile*
Tigg3r 3
I 4th #7!
Tigg3r 3
Now you can pour some creamer on yourself to cool down! Don't forget the sugar!
omgsome1helpme 0
you fail, nobody says 'brew' anymore
bailo 0
i'd like to know where you're getting this faulty information from.
wh4t3v3R 0
No really, if you're hip you say hugga-bubba. As in, I'm gonna go hugga-bubba another pot of coffee. Glad I could help out on that old timer.