Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Melbourne, Australia
Misleading
Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I'm laughing at how you think this is a date." FML
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UrYousername 15
I apologize on behalf of all men for the behavior of that douche.
Welshite 39
Don't even waste your time with him then. Make sure you collect his half of the bill too.
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LifeOfAnRN 18
And OP said they paid, not that the other person expected them to. We need OP to give us more info before we assume ANYTHING.
fgomez93 2
Where the **** is this place at that you pay that much for two people..?
ItsJustTrina 5
That's just Un-Australian. Hmm his sentence sounds familiar which is not cool haha
bakabaka714 8
WOW SO rude...are there even ANY decent guys left in this world? comment if you are one! i wanna see for myself
Gus1989 9
I hate to sound sexist, but if the man (who is not already your boyfriend) isn't paying AT LEAST his half + tip, it's not a date.
crazoy 8
what do you like him,OP?
Krazzyjay 6
Ohhhh heck no !!! Omgosh never pay the whole bill and it wasn't a date?! Smh!
grumpy94533 11
Ugh! What an ass!!
LizReszke 11
Simple: He uses people to pay for his expensive meals because he can't afford it on his own. What a loser.
LeAngryChick 4
I would have been like, "Give me your half, then!" Loser.