Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML
Today, security had to break up a fist fight in the labor & delivery unit. After giving birth, my roommate was attacked by the baby daddy’s wife. However, a second man was also there and started fighting the couple. It was a total melee so I grabbed both babies and hid in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML
Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited all my wife’s friends and family, and my family, to her baby shower, well over a 50-60 people. Two people came. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did his daughter have to leave her ACT prep class early to collect his sorry ass and pay for the damages?
Mideoyeo 12
That's not cool, but on the other hand congrats for becoming a mother soon OP!
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Comments (88)
lasttimelawd 9
Who serves booze at a baby shower? ydi
ashjo 12
Well aren't baby showers usually for woman only? But anyways..
CoriCat 25
No. Now a days, a lot of men go to baby showers. Especially the daddy to be's. They help the mommy to be quite a bit
srbuckley322 10
That is why you should never have men and beer at a baby shower. They just don't mix well
mp022598 2
Umm... Why was there booze at a baby shower?
snakelady 3
this is why we dont invite men to a baby shower
Geary519 20
free alcohol is a bad idea
aircon 7
Wtf! if your 7 months pregnant, what are you doing drinking!
deemarie13 14
Since when do men go to baby showers?
Shade1982 21
That's exactly the first thing I thought after reading this...
nvo 6
Classy crowd
BrashlyHonest20 4
Big no on getting drunk at a baby shower...