Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
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Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I saw a young child passed out unattended in a hot car so I smashed the windows to rescue him. After waiting with him for 30 minutes, his mom came out and called the cops on me. I officially have a probation violation and the mom went home free. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
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fieldhockeygal97 19
Sue her for damages and call the police!
Greatesteever 1
Lol she really thought she was saving the dog.
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natheitz 23
That happened to me last week. I left my dog in the car in the shade with the windows down and a bowl of water for less than 10 minutes, I came back to 2 policemen standing outside my car while my dog was barking at them because he protects the car. They told me they had already received 3 calls about my dog and that it was a crime and they could put me in jail. I understand the law, but come on. It's not like I can take my dog with me into the store.
VetTech1 4
then leave your dog at home. even with the windows cracked, the shade, and the bowl of water, the car will still heat up quickly.
AzWolf 5
In Tucson, AZ, it's a crime to leave an animal in the car alone, summer or winter, even with the car running and the a/c or heat on for any period of time. The police will break the window out and take your pet from you. Too many pets have expired, especially on hot days here.
llamarachel 5
OP lives in NJ, the weather is a little different up here.
BadKitty13 28
OH CHRIST ! The woman is an assh****.
Zebediabolical 43
Here's a revolutionary idea, OP... Don't take your dog when you go to the store.
herh1996 6
I hate stupid people...
daboar 5
There are way too many stupid people in this world
Poetaster 10
I would have smashed her car and declared it a public service.
dakkat720 6
maybe next time leave a note explaining that the a/c is on. maybe even have your cell # on it so a "good Samaritan" doesn't try and smash your window.
Kogathewolfdemon 3
well suits you, dogs need fresh air
xassass1nx 11
What do you think air conditioning is? Fake air? It's real fresh air...
onesarcasticdik 8
Your as dumb as the window smasher.
TogeBara 12
A dog's body temperature is higher than a human's. It is actually possible for a dog to overheat in an air conditioned car.
onesarcasticdik 8
Really??? Another one dumb one. The animals temp has nothing to do with the temp in the car. Duh!!!