Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I'm the only grandchild who regularly visits, calls, and runs errands for my grandparents, even though I live two hours away. I'm also their biggest disappointment because I'm not married. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
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Top comments
yenze 18
That club could be a great way to meet people. Invite singles over and turn it into a party.
Wizardo 34
Sounds like you're the President of Isolation Island.
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Comments (66)
Wizardo 34
Sounds like you're the President of Isolation Island.
Estrangement 25
The leader of Loner Land.
yenze 18
That club could be a great way to meet people. Invite singles over and turn it into a party.
enginsteve 17
and charge a fee..
mwali02 32
Or just serve food. If everyone knows that your parties are delicious, you'll have a full house in no time! You can even make it a singles potluck! Keep your chin up Lena! Who knows what is in store for you! Good luck, and have fun!!! :)
olga_crvjl 19
Don't worry you'll find someone special sooner than you think Don't feel discouraged(:
cheeeksss 29
I just don't really get why being single is a bad thing. Or a depressing thing, rather. I enjoy my "me time" Sure, one day I'd like to have someone by my side. But why rush?
KronicCain 16
Your band name would be The Lonely Island
Silk_Routes 14
At least u are ready to mingle..
lexiieeex3 32
Relationships home and go, you won't be the only member forever OP
enginsteve 17
One will eventually stick though... Kind of like dog poo to your shoe
aimbug 42
Open it up to more singles. Best way to meet people (:
yenze 18
That's great advice wish somebody said it sooner.
aimbug 42
Oh sorry. I just saw your comment. Great minds think alike (:
yenze 18
That they do my friend
coraline123c 23
Thats no problem, all you need are some more single friends to join the club ! And if not that then good things come to those who wait !
beeferjay 34
love is not a mystery, it's everything - dj common sense
alexis83188 24
*cats meow excitingly*