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Lonely days

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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"Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"

Then stand up and be her new friend.

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Not in heaven either.

That sucks man!

Probably not a good idea to question why your patrons are at your business

That's actually true and happens more often than anyone thinks...

That took a turn for the worst..

That's sad I'm so