Awkward, Growing old and Love: Lonely days

Lonely days

By beckbr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 389

You deserved it 29 933

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Top comments

wukong_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:52

"Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:15

Then stand up and be her new friend.

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AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:15

Then stand up and be her new friend.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 31 July 2021 19:30

And end up mysteriously dead, too? No, thank you.

wukong_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:52

"Well, look on the bright side. Your enemies must all be dead too!"

tencalories 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:41

dominance

carlos_oac 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:04

Agreed with #7.

jenna_rae 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:19

u ARE # 7

mariahjoomeh 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:06

I think that's the point..

luvvs2drawanime 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:43

oh my god, that's so sad. D: well THAT must've been exceedingly awkward xD

onluckiest 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:05

it happens, at least she didnt sound offended.

Dimaranien 1

Friday 20 March 2009 9:27

awwwww. poor lady!

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:00

lol i would be like ooh .... NEXT IN LINE PLEASE lol

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 10 April 2009 18:21

more like "F her life" =(

xxtylerrxx 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:26

aww thats sad you should be her new friend

Root123 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:20

She knows where the graveyard be at.

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