Money, Roommate and Renters: Living my best life

Living my best life

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my electricity went out. The electric company said it was because the bill was at least 4 months overdue. Apparently, I have been paying for my roommate to go out and party for weeks. FML

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amatayo 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:19

4 months with out turning it off that's amazing

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:14

Time to find a new roommate.

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the1337troll 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:45

YDI now quit your bitching

ieatmusicxD 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:41

Why do people think they can get away with shit like that? Obviously you're going to find out. Your roommate is a dumb ass.

ZXDriver 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 14:50

I love how everyone automatically assumes the roommate is a guy lol. That sucks OP. Good luck finding a replacement.

Jayms_fml 32

Saturday 23 January 2016 10:24

Same thing happened to me, except it was rent money and we got evicted. He kept this from me until the last day we had to move out .

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