BIGCHEIFAAA
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Union City, United States
Little shit
Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
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iarefatal 9
Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.
boofgall 16
What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!
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Comments (66)
Wizzlbang 10
That's not fair, he's smaller and lighter
chinagirl3343 8
The true problem is that your 7 year old nephew has been raised to know what the word pussy is. Don't you all watch your language at all?
Moe2311 2
Why does a little 7 year old know the word "pussy". There is the biggest problem right there.
shadow7x 10
I would slap the shit outta that little punk and you can't do more pushups than a 7 year old? I think that's a sign you need to go to the gym
Zebediabolical 45
OP can't out push a 7yo which gives me no confidence in OP's ability to slap the shit out of said kid.
Ibeatmyself 3
Did she tell u y
DDCA 24
You should have challenged him to a "try not to cry" contest after washing his mouth out with soap. What's wrong with these smart ass kids?
sugoine 12
And...that's ******* brilliant!!
journeytotheend 16
That's when you hold him upside down by his ankles
flaca273 7
He's seven and he's calling you a pussy that is horrible
patrick29 1
You are a pussy!
BeepBeepSwerve 9
quit describing yourself