Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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Lolarose94 2
Marriage won't stop them from hanging out with you, if they really cared !!!
neuronerd 29
Have they actually told you that, or said they only want to hang out with married couples? Several of my friends are married, and we still hang out regularly.
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ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Married people don't just hang out with married people. Good friends understand the importance of maintaining both friendships and their relationships (good partners understand and respect this too). One should not affect the other and the couple are still two separate people. Even if life gets busy or they have kids, true friends will still make time for you.
MadToTheBone 5
sounds like the plot to the film 'I love you, man'
Lolarose94 2
Marriage won't stop them from hanging out with you, if they really cared !!!
Lolarose94 2
Marriage won't stop them from hanging out with you, if they really cared !!!
tiptoppc 21
I was one of the last ones married in my friend group. I still hung out. When some of my friends got divorced, i still hung out with them. Marriage means nothing between just friends hanging out. Now, if there was a romance or sexual tension between you and them, that’s another story but to hang out with friends? It’s bullshit if you think marriage ***** up people’s friendship if they are just friends. However a partner has been known to come between friends hanging out, but if they all decided to part ways, i’d take a real good inner look at yourself. You may be why they stopped.