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Le epic bacon

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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...blasphomy! How can you hate bacon?!

**** you! Bacon is amazing

**** you! Bacon is amazing

what is wrong with you? Everyone loves bacon?!

BikeAllDay818 6

How can you hate bacon? I can ******* eat bacon with ice cream for god's sake. -__-

Either you love bacon... Or you're wrong

You totally should have ended it with "....but I'm a vegetarian"

IronMaiden45 0

Who hates bacon?

how can u hate bacon

I don't know, that seems pretty great to me, even if you hate bacon those are some awesome friends.