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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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dessaye 19

Friday 4 May 2012 16:21

Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

nate_msm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:40

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

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combatbunny 9

Friday 4 May 2012 18:58

You sell pregnancy tests at the liquor store?

mrsmueller 7

Friday 4 May 2012 19:25

Was it Snookie??! What the crap....

Ivette88 7

Friday 4 May 2012 19:28

The trashy version of Juno. Lol priceless.

bfsd42 20

Friday 4 May 2012 19:32

As I was reading this fml, I was thinking Texas. And what do you know? I was right.

ejjamael 5

Friday 4 May 2012 19:35

I think I fell in love...

final_rest 3

Friday 4 May 2012 19:37

This isn't an fml. This is going to be an awesome story to tell your kids in the future.

desertpunk75 11

Friday 4 May 2012 20:38

"I'm not pregnant.".....was she having sex then suddenly fancied a beer?

retyi43 14

Friday 4 May 2012 20:45

there is no excuse for this kind of behavior.

MaryPoppins88 14

Friday 4 May 2012 20:51

Classy

obeliks 4

Friday 4 May 2012 20:55

So everytime time someone says this is bull, its moderated, but its okay to say **** your life???

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