Today, after I got fed up and told my bullying step-brother exactly what I thought of him, he became overly polite. He then admitted that me shouting at him was the most turned on he's ever been in his life. Now he loves me and wants to be my "submissive" boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML
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Top comments
joeyl1990 28
I would like to know how long he's been your step brother because if the two of you have been raised as siblings most of your lives then that is very creepy but if your parents only recently got married then it's just kind of creepy.
Lobby_Bee 18
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Comments (27)
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well...he's your step-brother so...I mean there's nothing technically wrong with exploring that possibility. Y'know, if you're interested. If not, there are plenty of websites dedicated to hooking up people with those sort of desires, clubs around various cities, and of course simply finding a girlfriend the old fashioned way and introducing the idea at some point.
Wintermelons 19
Oh. My. *******. God.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
where are you from? (pure curiosity)
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
nvm. saw the profile
ChakatBlackstar 29
The dairy state.
ezrajab 22
Yea you may need to talk to him soon good luck op
MediocreMan19 18
You definitely need to get your parents involved, this is very inappropriate behavior
Symphoniaes 32
Tell him to check out FetLife and leave you alone, that’s creepy af.
bigdaddyeric 37
So what’s wrong with that you pussy?
Rabite 28
Dude, delete your account. And all the others you might have on the internet.
ARISKomuniszt 24
So... is he?
Shibtastic 3
well it could be worse. he could be in love with you! oh wait....
Moxie Mettle 10
OMG!!! Your own personal sex slave! What's not to love!!!? You can get him to do anything for you lol like the dishes, laundry, cleaning etc.
Davros 12
Ah step siblings. Can't fuc....wait a minute. Yes You Can!