Annoying, Religion and Television: Keep it down

Could be worse, could be: 1. **** 2. QVC 3. OWN (Oprah) So he's found Jesus and will probably be born again, if he hasn't already. Hope you like sack cloth and ashes!

sleet7 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:12

Your dad is a nut. There is nothing to gain by watching that.

Fishfanatic 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:26

Burn your television to remove it of this contaminant religion. Send your father to the nearest psychiatrist.

monster_tamer 11

Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:56

I find the very concept of that disturbing.

carcinoGenecist 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:08

Nothing to gain from watching that false shit

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