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Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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shaBAMalex 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:04

Calm down. Lol.

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

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lilmisslovely13 15

Friday 29 April 2011 2:13

FAIL!!!!

TheDarkCynder 2

Monday 9 May 2011 22:47

gunshots are a tad bit louder than popcorn.

Bnelson19 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:38

ha! what a tard

Gook0123 9

Friday 29 July 2011 0:06

F-ing loser...

mezarh1 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:59

Hahaaaaa!

BabyMimi00 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:04

Only in Alabama...

shooz89 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:03

Seriously?

MissNicky_fml 0

Monday 28 May 2012 2:08

For your own health and saftey take a chill pill.

CammyGal 26

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:03

Wow, really? Smh.

Seasicks 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 2:57

******* retard

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