Babies, Cute and Kids: Judgemental - FML

Judgemental

By ugly - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML

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Saltime 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:20

Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.

davie101 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:22

That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...

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Superbarrelroll 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:22

Stop being ass-ugly and this won't happen again.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 4:36

says the clown

shamille 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:28

Silver lining: Looks like you're off the hook for babysitting.

why_R_U_gay 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:29

Baby is scared for life. :(

cheekysausage 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:39

sorry but all I can say is lol

Larsyun 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:47

face off~

TraceCase_ 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:50

A bit of an overreaction by the sister. I'm sure OP isn't hurting the baby...it just needs to get used to seeing a new face, as spooky as it may look at first.

lifesucks54124 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:54

i bet she was kidding ok i bet ur hella sexy , fine , hot ok

bonnie_vb8 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:30

u said hella. that's annoying

SmelloJello 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:20

Hahahahaha ouch, you're ugly.

Salvikidd 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:20

babies always have to be scared of someone...

ThorneCrossed 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:25

don't feel bad bro, babies are scared of everything. strictly speaking, they are pansies

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