Babies, Cute and Kids: Judgemental - FML

Judgemental

By ugly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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By bigscarypuppy - 22/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML

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Hard no

By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

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Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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Demon child

By PeanutlyDisabled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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Too late

By dumpedtaco - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Saltime 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:20

Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.

davie101 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:22

That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...

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Superbarrelroll 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:22

Stop being ass-ugly and this won't happen again.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 4:36

says the clown

shamille 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:28

Silver lining: Looks like you're off the hook for babysitting.

why_R_U_gay 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:29

Baby is scared for life. :(

cheekysausage 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:39

sorry but all I can say is lol

Larsyun 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:47

face off~

TraceCase_ 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:50

A bit of an overreaction by the sister. I'm sure OP isn't hurting the baby...it just needs to get used to seeing a new face, as spooky as it may look at first.

lifesucks54124 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:54

i bet she was kidding ok i bet ur hella sexy , fine , hot ok

bonnie_vb8 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:30

u said hella. that's annoying

SmelloJello 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:20

Hahahahaha ouch, you're ugly.

Salvikidd 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:20

babies always have to be scared of someone...

ThorneCrossed 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:25

don't feel bad bro, babies are scared of everything. strictly speaking, they are pansies

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