Transportation: It's catching

It's catching

By longdrive - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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GeneralDerp 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 22:32

At least they weren't trying to do badly done wookie noises for the whole trip.

Zestus 19

Tuesday 14 October 2014 22:52

"oh i thought it was aspergers or something"

ThepurpleCow 19

Wednesday 15 October 2014 0:38

Yoda better get some new friends.

ELoni_fml 25

Wednesday 15 October 2014 0:56

Friends with them I would like to be

WadeNickerson 16

Wednesday 15 October 2014 1:36

Sounds like a good time to me

BasedComment 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:18

The force is strong in them.

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:38

Do a "talk to the Vulcan hand" sign.

moldypickles 29

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:57

Jealous, I am.

delamer 8

Wednesday 15 October 2014 9:05

Penny, is that you?

momac86 17

Wednesday 15 October 2014 9:44

Make the best of it, you should

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