Today, my wife and I are planning a simple team meal for our son's team. We're stuck on pulled pork or meatballs. I've told her I don't care. She's still indecisive. This has been going on for two days. We're now not talking, over meatballs. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
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silvermoon5033 26
Why not half pulled pork and half meatballs? Problem solved.
noblecheesecake 11
You could have phrased your "I don't care" in a nicer way. That's the problem, not the choice of food.
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Comments (56)
guesswhatlifesux 14
Just be like "whatever choice you make is the right one"
sailorarctic 22
sounds to me like you would prefer meatballs since thats how you ended your FML so just tell your wife meatballs and settle it.
thisguy22 33
So pick one and be done wth it.
PeaceTurtle 17
Why not both?
theonethatcan 13
Not talking Over meatballs.....or pulled pork.
terito 12
Sounds to me like you've made up your mind
Tannasgh 22
Not talking is awesome
Bragi 12
She wants you to decide, OP. Have you had any other relationships?
analbeadlicker 14
First world problems
wjohn717 13
Pork meatballs