Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
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DumbingOfAmerica 9
Never dicuss anything with a woman about her weight, EVER! Next time just let her whine and bitch about it, that attention needing *****.
KingCeltic77 18
AAAND restraining order.
pittyfinny 4
Do you want to see her naked?
Ukeee_X 19
It was a valiant attempt! Unintentionally über creepy though.
journeytotheend 16
Haha, I've said the same thing! Or "Not yet"
rhu4life 4
Achievement unlocked: peeping tom
Blu3eyes623 2
Yup... Tell her you stalk her. Bitches love stalkers.
Donovan_757 8
That was weird and he just told on his self.
Iamrebecca 2
Dude that's stalkerish
sugoine 12
That is a ******* awesome response! I'm so suck of people bitching about weight, or looks when usually it's just to fish for compliments. Cheers!!!!