Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
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Comments (106)
hellonyancat 6
First fml to make me laugh out loud ever. Well done op. It was funny but if you're a guy, super creepy. Just say sorry and explain it was a joke.
winkydog4056 16
***Stalker Alert***Stalker Alert***
destroyu 8
Wow who says that
SweetLuna 10
I hate it when people say they're fat when they're so freakin skinny!
fortunelady 17
If you were obviously joking, I'd laugh at that. Maybe she has a weird sense of humour and just thought the OP was funny. Neither FYL or YDI in this case, unless it was just followed by a really uncomfortable silence. In the case of awkward silence, FYL.
chris_a7x 11
Watch for restraining orders in the mail lol.
Alyxi 20
The proper response: No but I stand by what I said until you prove me wrong. Only way for her to prove you wrong is to let you then see her naked.
KageKaldaka 6
I wish this were Reddit so I could give you an upvote, I love your way of thinking...
VikingPlaya86 10
haha that's kind of funny. :b
Ilovevortexklown 5
Sounds like me
BethanyHills 10
Thats not an FML, thats awesome.