In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
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"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"

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ladylilly25 20
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That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

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ladylilly25 20
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That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.

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jesustitts 20
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Unless she's into being peeked at. She may do it more often in hopes of OP seeing more.

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howdeedoo 22
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Yeah, I don't know anyone who likes being watched while changing, do you?

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Shrouds 14

Me, u can peek at me anytime you want.

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Hentai_fml 6
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If I can watch them change in return, they can watch me change all they want. ;)

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Driblets 8

82- do those Hentai characters watch you change? And if so would you like it? :p

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Hentai_fml 6
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If I could watch them change they can do anything they want.

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_krystallynn_ 11
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omg i wouldve laughed so hard lol. did she get mad at you?

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COOL__Coal 12
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No she thanked him.

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loloalltheway 23
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"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"

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Shrouds 14

You so purrrdy.

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lhazz11 23

Trixie Tang? Is that you?

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Mech1989 13
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Well said!! I love it.

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Dadothy 8
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Rodger, is that you?

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seacadet 18
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"Gosh you're pretty"

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loloalltheway 23
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Thank you #87, but you haven't seen me naked.

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ladylilly25 20
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Not that you know of!

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killcolt 6
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Hold. Brb. Dying of laughter.

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COOL__Coal 12
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No, come here now!

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buck33 14
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4 - I'm holding. What do you have to say?

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Shrouds 14

Is that like a new way to say "Stop. Hammer Time?"

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kobelstone23 13
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If I could thumb down more.....I would.

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Mooish 18
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That is where you would play it off with a random and made up backstory!

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insertnameherr 11

There's no way to play it off.

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jesustitts 20
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Well that's a little creepy and possibly embarrassing for both.

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Myo_fml 20
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Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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cash_raj 5
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her name is jesustits...

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MissEmma_fml 22
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No it's not. It's jesustitts.

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zen1979 16

Captain Obvious is just her rank and division.

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LiterOfCola 16

And that reason is that you installed a video camera in her bathroom to protect her from burglars while she shits?

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False_Stupidity 41
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Well I got the two past FML references and thumbed you up, even if no one else did. Very good

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Cassandrax731 5

You've just made yourself the pervert among your co-workers!

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rara_boo 7
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Lol I woulda pissed myself laughing. I assume she took it badly.

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SaltukBugraHan 8
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Haven't I tought you anything? Never confess!

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