Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
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gators1995 30
Dude! You sound like a damn stalker!!!
ashleyylove3 22
How bad did it hurt when she slapped you across the face
Ilikepie82479 20
Creepy level depends on if you're a boy or girl
Ferry043 8
I totally recognise that! Sometimes I say something and then start thinking about what I said and I'm like "Why the f*ck did I say that??"
TooTall0231 9
That's something I could see myself accidentally doing