Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
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SuperDanielNL 23
Well censor in your brain was asleep. Sucks dude, but I like your reply to those compliment seeking folks.
PenguinBitch 44
So you're the ninja that she sees on the roof every morning. SMH, your ninja days are over.
asdfghjklana 9
Why would you say that?
sleepinginclass 8
And what you should have said was nothing!
darkinners 6
great way to creep out people OP
beehardxcore 26
hahahahaha OP you just made my day. :]
viagradoesntwork 7
the same thing happened to me the other day but I relpied with " not yet"
Obey_StudBoii 23
You just made 8 out to be the perverted creepy guy at work. Good luck explaining that to other people you work with.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ahh horrible typo. Sorry everyone didn't see that. Im sick with the flu
MrRayBans 8
That foot in mouth syndrome is a real bitch sometimes...
viagradoesntwork 7
you know some people are really born with that syndrome, and I beleive you owe all of them an apology for your rude comment
etchsanity1 11
Meh women often pursue that line of conversation because they are wanting you to see them naked ... If so it may still be fixable, or not lol next time think first speak second
Braginskyyy 6
Do go on and explain what could possibly be the slightest bit attractive about someone saying that they've seen you naked, without your permission. Please. That, and, just what makes you so quick to assume that the woman wants that, anyway? And why would you assume that all women are like that? That's kinda really misogynistic.