Havinci
Egypt
Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
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Regulate 21
How did they reproduce when it sounds like neither of them have ever seen a penis before?
sumocj 14
Your dick must be pretty wrecked if it looks like a carrot. You might want to get it checked out...
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pjsr 33
I've seen that sweet potato pic that looks a lot like a dick, but definitely FYL if your parents think yours is so thin and weird looking as to be confused with a carrot. You may have to whip it out just to prove them wrong.
core01 30
Carrot top?
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't lie: it was really an Oompa Loompa penis.
buckdharma 38
I could see if they wanted to make you steam a little, but they want to ground you? You might want to hide the salad shooter.
jfsiv 17
Yep, totally a picture of a carrot. wink, wink, nudge, nudge....
MrBiggggg 7
Boiiii are you Carlos Danger?
rety1 13
um. is your skin orange or are your parents complete idiots? I might be overlooking something here, but as i see it, it's got to be one or the other.
ICryWhenIPee 20
You should show them your penis so they can see the difference between it and the carrot.