Intimacy and Sex: I need it - FML

I need it

By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 06:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I have such busy careers, we have to schedule sex for when we’re both at home and hopefully not too tired, otherwise we’d never have sex at all. The last time we had sex was on my birthday, in April, and our next appointment is mid September. I really miss sex. FML

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snappleb7 12

Monday 31 August 2020 19:38

This seems like an avoidable problem

Susan Yee 9

Monday 31 August 2020 20:07

Even on weekends? You both gotta cut down work hours, that is not healthy.

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GreatBlakWarior 9

Sunday 6 September 2020 20:13

why did you guys get married if you were going to get married to your work ? emotionally you guys Aren't taking care of each other.

BrotherTheo 31

Friday 9 October 2020 19:26

On the one hand, scheduling time for ah..Fun is actually great. It gives you something to look forward to, to prepare any sort of 'special treats' you'd like for the occasion, etc. This being said, every few months is way too little-You need more :)

Hangryko 26

Friday 7 January 2022 16:06

Looks like you're both set in your priorities. YDI.

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