Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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\ 28
I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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meganroisin 1
As soon as I read this I thought 'York University'. It's a pretty common problem.
nasaboyinspace 14
kick them ....
pheonix_flash 7
*pulls out bibi gun* " ive been saving this in case of emergensies"
Icewall42 1
What's the issue? Geese are tasty.
freethinker1150 7
get abunch of firecrackers to scare them away for a minute , tear the nest down , burn it , go to walmart get u a couple big fake rubber snakes , green is a good color , hang them from the ceiling or light fixtures or where ever the geese can clearly see them , you won't have any kind of bird nest anywhere near them snakes
Puzzler1998 2
Ever seen "The Birds" (directed by Alfred Hitchcock)?
fuckoffwhatever 9
Waterloo?
Quadroblitz 10
Anyone else reminded of that joke in Family Guy where there's a crab in front of the Griffin's house? It was in a brief cut-away.
NineeCat 32
This is where an airsoft gun comes in handy
SCbaseball6 8
Get a BB gun and shoot them so it doesn't happen again