Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
HowAreYouToday 34
OP should climb out the window and not participate in the blatant Apple propaganda going on
lonewolf621 17
Funny how people make fun of them. Revenge of poultry!
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The most pragmatic approach that can be salvaged from all this lunacy is to buy an air horn. Good luck, OP.
cmayer 20
That was my first thought too 69. Get an air horn then go outside, stick your arm around the corner while using it full blast, then run!!!
GoodLookingGeese 10
Geese rule here in this neighborhood!!!!
gntfmlingnow 12
This reminds me of that old film "The Birds" RIP OP
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
noelasis94 18
And I heard a song in my head say it don't matter when it's always a good time.
SoulAmeliorate 16
This is a good time?
AboveAll04 14
just throw rice on the ground and then watch them explode
DocBastard 40
This is just as much an urban legend as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and perdix being married.
Roskosity 22
Perdix got owned. Ouch.
TotallyAradical 14
Oh, here we go.
eyesmile27 7
Hmm, they might make better guard dogs than actual dogs. HEY MITZY! You've been replaced!
Wizardo 34
Jump out your window and wing it...
Ambient25 25
Just give those geese a camera. They'll be too busy flooding my FB with "duck face" pics....
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
If they were ducks or teenage girls, yes. But they're geese.
Ambient25 25
They both have bills....
mmizbbz210 13
You could win $10,000 if got some people on video :)
fml0505 22
Throw them some alka-seltzer tablets, problem solved.
challan 19
Call your local game warden.