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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff York, United Kingdom

I'm not going out there

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

How fowl.

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Birds are dicks

Bring a shotgun my friend