Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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LeapingTurtles 4
go outside with a bat and well you know
HiIAmKevin 8
I would say buy a load of bread, but seeing you're also a college student...ain't nobody got enough money for that.
richiedbond 16
I'm just stuck on "my halls of residence"... Is that just a great way to say dorms???
charvisioku 22
It's the usual term for student accommodation in the UK... O.o
scarllet13101 5
Fml? Sounds like fun..
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Reminds me of the goose episode of the Regular Show
onorexveritas 24
I have three geese, and even domestic ones can be pretty protective
mullisupreme 16
that's very hitchcock
ambitiousnygrl 17
Haha! I thought of "The Birds" too! OP: see if the uni will let you put a scarecrow in front of your building. It can't hurt to ask.
nikolkaw 9
Animal control!
missnuthin 10
there's geese nesting right next to the doors into my work. i know that feel bro....
theboy13 13
Real life angry birds!