Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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ethanman82 8
use the top of a plastic tote as a riot shield
whY402Jay 12
And they probably shit on everything.
j_cat187 20
There is no "probably" involved. They WILL blow shit out their ass like a typhoon.
Scattertom 12
Wave your arms in the air and walk like a nazi soldier. It'll scare them.
interesting33 37
Throw some food to the left and leg it!
BadLuckDude12345 14
F^^cking hilarious!!
mairelys 21
Haha, a nesting goose has monopolized 6 parking spaces at one of the colleges here, as she's on a island in the parking lot and the gander is attacking anyone who gets close. The students are pissed because the spaces are so expensive.
j_cat187 20
Those geese are like fat snakes with wings. They hiss, chase, and bite. If they where not protected, I would proceed to field kick one across the block.
bexxiiee 11
I go to university in the same city as you. I'm now intrigued as to where these geese are :D
RavenCheyenneC 12
Isn't there someone you can call to have them moved or something? Animal Control or something like that?
SammiixSue 13
Call animal control.