Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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cristy91 33
Knit them a tiny bonnets. If aristocats has taught me anything, it's that geese can't resist adorable fashion. They'll be so grateful you will be able to waltz around your apartment without any fear.
RodzillaX 30
I have the song from when they waddle stuck in my head. I thank you for that.
xXSherikaXx 11
Two options, animal control or get a large bucket and crouch outside to your destination.
perdix 31
Geese: One Humans: Goose Egg.
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*Love
finch01 18
don't bug nesting birds they are vicious
lilhellian 27
Or atleast an airhorn.
anthonyh007 3
Sounds like you're new in York. Wildfowl take priority on campus over students and they always have.
woainishamu 21
Stop being a chicken!
NoDontKillMe 19
That comment was so bad it gave me goosebumps.
RodzillaX 30
It gave me cancer.
j_cat187 20
It gave me herpes.
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It gave me Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Headcrab 29
don't be a chicken and swallow your fears and get the flock out if there. Your situation seems beak but you can do it! don't **** up, it goose without saying that you should be careful. good duck!
myandmylife 14
As a member of Vanburgh college I can whole-heartedly feel your pain!
charvisioku 22
Yep, I was in Eric Milner and a goose decided to make its nest right outside my window... never come across such noise in my bloody life >_<
NoDontKillMe 19
^ Your life is bloody? How? Do you fight to the death in arenas or something?
charvisioku 22
60, that was so bad it was almost painful to read...
CoDmastaThe1st 7
TROLOLOLOL