Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
York, United Kingdom
I'm not going out there
Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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\ 28
I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
Soluxis 17
How fowl.
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El_Moldo 5
Angry Birds!!
chuka81 27
Animal Farm; all animals are equal but some are more equal than the others. Guess the geese are now more equal than himans
skyeyez9 25
Toss them some bread to distract them as you walk past.
kitsune3 20
I'm not surprised. Geese are mean little *******.
erichsalvesen 13
Um...they are birds. Lightly kick them away and go about your business.
m3lyc 18
I'll ask dad to go up with one of his shotguns. Geese are gorgeous when roasted. We have enough meat in freezer though, can barely get store bought stuff in. (My Dad is a licensed and registered wildfowler and has several guns).
aliyourpally 12
All you need is a bunch of baby ducks to beat up the geese.
JACKxRAWR 22
Call pest control and buy an air pistol. **** geese get bitches, that's how it works right?
JoeCookieRaider 5
Back door?
kb021 18
We have the same problem at my uni. This year, they decided to help students out by posting a "goose-watch" map on the school website with all the know nest sites. They also put up blockades with warning signs to watch for nesting geese. It's pretty intense. I definitely feel your pain, OP.