tammy999
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
i'm doing FINE
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML
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maskedman 9
this FML makes me hungry.
Beedlee 0
OM NOM NOM
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Comments (235)
poopooed 0
mmm nuggets
cockamouse 0
hahahahah
youngie324 0
Obesity is NOT your friend.
rider12 0
fml is fake
g3rusz 6
Is that your regular meal? Because then you have a reason why he dumped you... how much do you weigh, 200 pounds?
awesomeamandas 37
Oh so "fat" people are undateable now? Really? Believe it or not dumb ass everyone has different tastes. Not everyone only likes "skinny" people.
Phantom425 11
Well health problems can hurt her. She may want to watch her weight. But who knows maybe she was just hungry.
hehe_oops 2
if I was going to eat that much by myself I wouldn't stay in the restraunt alone seriously don't pig out in public, especially when your not with some one else
tkarin 0
Do you habitually wander around restaurants judging people by their orders? If so, I feel sorry both for you and for the poor souls whose lunch you ruin by staring at them.
hehe_oops 2
haha no I'm just saying eating that much when your by yourself in a restraunt, your going to get embarresed
penguin7 0
don't worry he he oops. 49 is probably fat lol. I eat more than op. I'm a size two and nothing to be ashamed of... and I still would take it home.
SixthSinEnvy 39
#308 Who gives a shit?
rider12 0
fml are made up stories
rider12 0
fake fake
thecoolest 0
Maybe what she means is that her friend had just gone to the bathroom, or wherever, leaving her with food for two, thus making her look like a fat ass.
rockstarxtina 0
haha