I asked my dad "What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?" He... - FML

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By Helljumper11 - 12/11/2017 19:10 - United States - Orlando

I asked my dad "What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?" He just looked at me and said "You" FML

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Thursday 16 November 2017 19:56

HAHAHA JOSE U DESERVE IT!!!

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Thursday 16 November 2017 19:56

HAHAHA JOSE U DESERVE IT!!!

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