Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, on Facebook, I noticed my friend had posted a picture entitled, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Curious, I checked it out and discovered that while on our hunting trip, my friends took a picture of me, pants around my ankles, leaned up against a tree taking a dump. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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Top comments
tarabelle 7
Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?
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Comments (144)
mandyville 8
Hey, shit happens.
jknice 0
yah
jknice 0
Oh no, not a pooping elephant.. oh no what should you do now? who cares?
sidviciousmum 3
Shit is good luck
mbuck87 19
A poop? Are you 6?
devinewind 4
50% of marriages end in divorse. This is an omen. Run very far very fast.
stevenmx86 8
Seriously Wtf do you expect? You're at a place with a bunch of animals. They poop a lot.. You didn't think about that?
richkief76 5
Well if either of you have any sense of humor you will think that's awesome!!!
CountDuk 5
Photoshop, my friend.
LaughingHobbit 4
Every memory needs memorable detail!