Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
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Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
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dannidoll93 24
Rude of him to talk to the guy behind you when you're standing at the till. He could've waited. Not your bad OP, don't sweat it.
Welshite 40
This is why I always wear a Bluetooth or earbuds in public. No one ever questions me when I start talking to the voices in my head.
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Comments (16)
Randomness11 2
"I answered and started talking about my hair" How exactly do you talk about your hair? You got it cut, end of story.
Fairyjoshy 13
Where they got it cut, what style it was, how good it feels, etc.
Randomness11 2
He asked if she got her hair cut, not for a play by play. If he wanted to know that much information, he would asked her where she got it done and if she likes it. People will take any given opportunity to carry on about themselves, no matter the topic. I do it too. It's just the way of the world.
BloodyMary666 24
Sounds like something that would happen to me. I feel for you!
numbyhi 7
I literally felt uncomfortable reading that. Poor OP - those situations are the worst.
dragoongirl90 34
That was his douche for talking to someone behind you.
fictionaldiary 11
That's actually so rude. You are the customer in front of him, you need to have his attention. At the very least he could have pretended to have asked you when you started talking.
SamanthaThe1st 23
What business does he have giving you a weird look like you're insane? He could've just cleared things up vocally.