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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Housekeeping!
Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML
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mystic_star 0
you sound like a bit of a slob
kfrizzle2 4
Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!
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kayluhchaos 0
do you really have to be so immature? I get food on myself all the time, wether it's from cooking food for myself, cleaning up the food I made, or even eating a really messy plate of spaghetti with extra sauce, and the pit stains? who says he's not an athlete? I'm on a team where getting sweaty pits it's unavoidable even with the best deodorant out there. and small cloths? if you're a girl than your boobs could get bigger or your butt or even a guy could gain weight. and by the way, all this happens to me sometimes. and I weigh only 114. grow up people.
sloop_fml 0
just put them into one category: trash. your life isn't f'd b/c you outgrew clothes, sweat in them or spilled the occasional ice cream on them.
DaveTheBrave20 0
FAT ASS
xFalftastic 1
screw dieting, you need fat camp.
goingto_loseit 0
you are nasty
mpclaw 3
especially if your a chick!
TheBlueWaffler 0
wow that's gross wash your clothes and lose some weight
myfriend_youfail 3
You see ruined clothing... I see an excuse for a shopping spree! Pit stains are a part of life for those of us with overactive sweat glands, sadly. Get clinical strength deodorant/antiperspirant, use Clorox 2 with each wash, and find a pre-treat product like OxiClean or Shout. If it's still horribly bad after that, try telling your doctor. There's prescriptions for that. And for everyone saying OP is a fat slob because of the small clothing and some food stains... -.- It's called "shit happens". I'm neither fat nor a piggish eater, and I still find clothing I don't fit, or clothing with some sort of stains. Clothes tend to shrink or warp in the wash after a while, and people DO occasionally get toothpaste or spaghetti sauce on themselves by complete accident. (Or in the case of one of my friends, baby food, as her son's favorite game is "let's spit this green paste onto Mommy and laugh about it".)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
agree with 9
spaceboyftw 0
so wear deodoront **** head